"I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks. "
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2 years ago, shanaynay (holding up the deuces) and I helped ruin the sanctity of marriage with a pizza party and dancing alongside manatees until midnight. We celebrated the two years with another pizza party, as God intended.
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illustratedexample said: LEE! You need to join along in the Charles C Johnson troll fest. He’s the worst human on earth. He also once fell for an Updog joke
I feel like my entire life has been wasted up until this point. My talents need to be used on someone filled with so much updog.
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Today marks the final day of quarantine and symptom monitoring for everyone that came in contact with Thomas Duncan, the first Ebola patient who came to Dallas. Outside of the two RNs who were in the trenches trying to keep him alive, no one he came in contact with (and those who came in contact with them) has contracted Ebola.
So yeah, this guy is just a racist dick, I guess.
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I got pre-sale tickets to see Ryan Adams at SMU this December. He hasn’t been to Dallas since 2007 when The Cardinals came to town. I’ve waited at least 10 years to see the man perform solo, and it’s at the historic theater my alma mater. Even better.
The next best thing to going back to Carolina for Christmas this December is the encore Ryan will undoubtedly put on of ‘Oh My Sweet Carolina.’
I’m going to ugly cry for a good 3 hours at this concert.
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Hey guys, check out this rational person from Plano I found on Yelp Talk. Despite being nearly 20 miles from THD and having no contact whatsoever with anyone with EVD, this is the most paranoid, hyper-vigilant person I have come across.
What a magical time to be alive in Dallas.
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This is probably the most unintentionally funny Yelp review I have ever read. No, you can’t get a Miller Lite at 6 time GABF medal winning craft brewery Lakefront Brewery. You also can’t order White Castle at a Red Lobster.
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♫ So I strolled across old Main Street
Walked down a flight of stairs
Stepped into the hall
And saw all my friends were there
A neon sign was flashin’ “Welcome come on in”
It feels so good feelin’ good again ♫
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