My name is Lee and I care about sports way more than any healthy person should.

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20th October 2014

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2 years ago, shanaynay (holding up the deuces) and I helped ruin the sanctity of marriage with a pizza party and dancing alongside manatees until midnight. We celebrated the two years with another pizza party, as God intended.

Tagged: no one cares about your marriage

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20th October 2014

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Tracking Ebola In The U.S. →

Part of me wonders how many people in Dallas will repost this article on facebook in sheer panic and fear boner.

Tagged: dallas

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19th October 2014

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illustratedexample said: LEE! You need to join along in the Charles C Johnson troll fest. He’s the worst human on earth. He also once fell for an Updog joke

I feel like my entire life has been wasted up until this point. My talents need to be used on someone filled with so much updog.

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19th October 2014

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Today marks the final day of quarantine and symptom monitoring for everyone that came in contact with Thomas Duncan, the first Ebola patient who came to Dallas. Outside of the two RNs who were in the trenches trying to keep him alive, no one he came in contact with (and those who came in contact with them) has contracted Ebola.

So yeah, this guy is just a racist dick, I guess.

Tagged: dallas

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15th October 2014

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I got pre-sale tickets to see Ryan Adams at SMU this December. He hasn’t been to Dallas since 2007 when The Cardinals came to town. I’ve waited at least 10 years to see the man perform solo, and it’s at the historic theater my alma mater. Even better.

The next best thing to going back to Carolina for Christmas this December is the encore Ryan will undoubtedly put on of ‘Oh My Sweet Carolina.’

I’m going to ugly cry for a good 3 hours at this concert.

Can’t wait.

Tagged: (1) Gold (2) Cold Roses (3) Heart Breaker (4) Love is Hell (5) Cardinology

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14th October 2014

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Hey guys, check out this rational person from Plano I found on Yelp Talk. Despite being nearly 20 miles from THD and having no contact whatsoever with anyone with EVD, this is the most paranoid, hyper-vigilant person I have come across.

What a magical time to be alive in Dallas.

Tagged: imagine living with this guy

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13th October 2014

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This is probably the most unintentionally funny Yelp review I have ever read. No, you can’t get a Miller Lite at 6 time GABF medal winning craft brewery Lakefront Brewery. You also can’t order White Castle at a Red Lobster.

Tagged: nominate this guy for Yelp elite immediately

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13th October 2014

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♫ So I strolled across old Main Street
Walked down a flight of stairs 
Stepped into the hall 
And saw all my friends were there 
A neon sign was flashin’ “Welcome come on in”
It feels so good feelin’ good again 

Tagged: how bout them cowboys

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9th October 2014

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(Source: popcultureblog.dallasnews.com)

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8th October 2014

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Josh Hamilton: “I put all kinds of poison in my body to even attempt to play … and get booed” →

So this is a pretty normal story of Josh Hamilton reacting to the fans booing him. Nothing different from the last few articles of him in DFW with the Rangers when his 3 swinging strike ABs were booed toward the end of the 2012 season.  But this part is the most surprising:

…Hamilton, who took at least 12 injections of cortisone last month alone, addressed those boos Tuesday…

Now, I’m no Doctor or anything, but I’ve been told for forever that 1 shot of cortisone will last you six weeks, and that 4 shots throughout a year are good for you, and 6 a year should be the limit (I always thought it was 4, tbh.)

But 12 cortisone injections in a fucking month? Holy shit.

They might as well have been plugging 80 mgs of oxycodone up his ass before every game and hoping that he doesn’t feel anything through every swing of the bat and that he doesn’t nod off while occupying second.

12 cortisone shots in order to go 0-13 in ABs in the ALDS. Jesus Christ. His body must be absolutely wrecked.

Tagged: josh hamilton is my homeboy

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