December 2009
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The Old 97’s - Timebomb (Live)
This was the...
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2009 Summary
So, even though a lot of terrible stuff happened in 2009, I had a pretty good time.
I experienced my first Massachusetts snow storm/flurry. I had the best veggie burger ever. I rode a horse for the first time. I went to a lot of Texas Rangers games. I saw Josh Hamilton, Ian Kinsler, Chris Davis, Marlon Byrd, Julio Borbon, Elvis Andrus, Michael Young, and many others hit home runs. I went to...
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Homeless Wonders - A Day in the Life of…
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Eleven Hundred Springs - Texas Afternoon
This is...
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"Requiem For My Brother" By Peter Petrelli →
How big of a Heroes fan am I? I actually teared up while reading this.
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December 100 - 12/29 (Last Day)
During the few days around Christmas, I was preoccupied with eating, seeing friends I hadn’t seen in a year, and watching SMU kick the shit out of Nevada in the Hawaii Bowl. When Monday came around, I knew that I needed to have some serious detox and go to the gym.
Yesterday, I went to my complex’s gym with a gigantic bottle of water. Thankfully, NBC had a marathon on of...
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"Thief Steals Truck With $40,000 Worth of... →
The average wholesale value of a cheesecake is around $8. That’s 5,000 separate cakes.
This could easily be anyone that I know.
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“Jerry Jones’ head
so big it might hit scoreboard.
The Dallas Cowboys.
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– Gregg Easterbrook’s prediction for the Cowboys season. (via godofpizza)
I’ve been waiting to reblog this since September 8th. The Cowboys are at 10-5 and playoff bound. A win next week would give them the NFC East. Go Cowboys! Do it for Rich Behm!
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A Few Jokes I Know
The one about the priest
The one about the talking dog
The one that’s semi-racist
The current state of the University of Florida football team
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A Huey Freeman Christmas
Jazmine: I think you should do a play about what Christmas is really about. Christmas is about how Santa died for our gifts and rose from the dead and moved to the North Pole and because of that, every year Santa comes down to forgive us our sins and give us eternal presents.
Riley: Man, Santa deez nuts! Where was Santa when we was in the hood, huh? Santa ain't showin' nigga no love back then! I didn't ask for much... just rims. Not even the whole car. And what did we get? -Nuttin ! That nigga gon' pay what he owe!
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December 100 - 12/24
Yesterday, I went Christmas shopping for the two people still left on my list: my Mom and my lovable Dixie Ribs. I got out of work at 5pm after being incredibly pissed off at everyone else in the world that got out 2 to 3 hours early (1st depressing item). After an hour of shopping, I had some low carb pasta and hit the gym.
I was only one at my complex’s gym and half the lights were...
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Eagles Fan Unapologetic About Santa Rape →
“Sure. Whatever,” said Tompkins. “Look. The f—king guy was asking for it. You don’t walk around in the upper deck at The Linc dressed up like that and expect to not get raped. You’re asking for it. It would almost be wrong to not rape him. And then when I see Santa out in the parking lot standing by some red pot and asking for money, well … clearly he...
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When PETA Gets it Right... →
As a vegetarian and general animal activist, I get shit from pretty much everyone that isn’t a veggie or veggie-friendly. Most of the insults/accusations are in regards to PETA. Now granted, PETA does do some insane things from time to time like wanting Uga at Georgia replaced with a robot or Ben and Jerry’s to release a breast milk ice cream, but sometimes they do me proud.
If...
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December 100 - 12/23
Yesterday marked the first day since I broke my ribs that I lifted weights. It felt great! I went to my country club to work out and instantly knew who was working. There’s this one 18 year old girl who doesn’t look up when you sign in and BLASTS terrible techno throughout the gym. It isn’t long until your reps start to follow the bass line or the untissuntissuntissuntiss. ...
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"Tea Party groups protest Senator Hutchison's... →
Basically, this is the lulziest thing that the “Tea Party” group has done outside of their horrific grasp of basic grammar. They’re protesting the actions of one of their most passionate supporters: Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison (R) of Texas.
Senator Hutchison voted against Obama’s stimulus bill and all of the other items that the teabaggers woke up in a cold sweat about. ...
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December 100 - 12/22
So, I haven’t gotten a chance to work out in a while. I had a lot of Christmas shopping to get through and of course, I had to see the Dallas Cowboys dethrone the New Orleans Saints in New Orleans (Note to all: Who Dat? is a Saints saying and the “west side” sign I was doing in the pictures is the W for “win” that Demarcus Ware did last week while getting carted off...
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Garfunkel and Oates - Present Face
“Present...
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New Orleans Trip Summary
Since everyone in the world passionately follows my blog, I’m sure that you know that I was in New Orleans for the Cowboys/Saints game this past weekend. Here are some random stories/thoughts from the trip:
On the way down, we played Six Degrees of Separation with random actors. It was incredibly fun, and there was one actor that we used more than a few times: Brittany Murphy. Whoops. Our...
Who Dat?
sportscentr:
Dallas. That’s who.
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Things I Remember From New Orleans Last Night
There’s no last call
You can walk around with your drink
“Who Dat” still makes no sense
Dallas fans travel incredibly well
A strip club “Barely Legal” is a tad too creepy for me
There’s no last call
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How Big of a Cowboys Fan am I?
This weekend, I’m going to New Orleans to see the Cowboys play the Saints. My friends and I have been planning this trip since May and nothing is going to stop us. Not even intense pain because of impacted wisdom teeth coming in. I am literally at the point of tears all day, but nothing is keeping me from this game.
The surgery is happening next week.
Update! Here is the conversation...
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Rant of the Day: The Anti-Choicers in Dallas
OK, so like I’ve said before, I drive past abortion protesters every single day on my way to work. I’m alright with that on some level. It is within their right to peacfully protest on a sidewalk, and they’re not firebombing the clinics (yet). I would equally expect the same courtesy during anti-war rallies or many of the other hippie activities that I partake in. Normally I...
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SMU is a 21 Point Dog in the Hawaii Bowl against... →
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