December 2010
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Tonight on Shannon and Lee's Bad Movie Night: New...
My Lord. This movie has to of set back women’s rights 50 years. OMG I AM NOTHING WITHOUT MAH MAN OMG! Seriously, she fucking writes him everyday, wakes up screaming, and legit sits by a window for 3 months straight because a guy broke up with her? ”My pain is the only reminder that he was real”? She wants to get beat to shit so that he’ll magically appear? You are more...
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A Reading From the Book of Padron
And so Kyle came down to the field where he surveyed the land. And it was good. And from his mighty arm, he let the ball sail to Aldrick Robinson. And it was good. He went on to June and questioned him. Is this not what you asked for? Are you not pleased? And June confirmed, because he was please. The word of Padron
All: Thanks be to Padron.
May the Pony be with you.
All: And also with...
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meandmyhand replied to your photo: Nope, sorry, little sister. I can’t hang out with…
why you making fun of ft worth?
Because Fuck TCU. Go Mustangs/Badgers/Broncos/Anyone that plays against the New Orleans Saints of college football.
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jenmcnasty asked: Hey! I didn't realize you were an SMU alum. What year did you graduate? I graduated in 2008!
jenmcnasty asked: Hey! I didn't realize you were an SMU alum. What year did you graduate? I graduated in 2008!
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2010: The Best Year of My Life
No lie. 2010 kicked the shit out of every year that I’ve experienced so far.
In January, I went to my first tumblr meetup, which turned out to be one of the best decisions of my life. I met a bunch of cool people, including this lady (we’ll get to that later).
But 2 days later, on February 1st, my friend Pat passed away suddenly from a brain hemorrhage. In his last moment in this...
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Rangers Reach Agreement with Brandon Webb →
The LeeLeeLeeLee reverse jinx works!
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Explaining My Hellraiser Box Set to My Sister on...
Me: Ok, I'm gonna watch Hellraiser 2 before I go to bed.
Sister: Why does that guy have nails in his head?
Me: Because he was obsessed with pain and became a Cenobite demon bent on putting people through unimaginable pain.
Sister: Oh. Of course.
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Rangers and "Mystery NL Team" All That Remain on... →
Very very good news. The Rangers have a good track record when bidding against mystery NL teams, right? Oh…
FUCK!
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"Strangest But Truest Cyclist Of The Year"
“Never get tired of mentioning this.
Bengie Molina hit for the cycle this year (on July 16, to be exact). Bengie Molina.
And of course, his final hit in that cycle was a triple.
In a season in which he hit no other triples in 416 trips to the plate.
In a season in which he got fewer extra-base hits all year (18) than his teammate, Josh Hamilton, got in one month (20, in June).
And it...
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How Bad Are Drugs at Some DISD Schools? →
Bad enough for assemblies to be called urging High School Freshmen not to try heroin mixed with tylenol PM over winter break.
I remember when I was in high school and the worst kids in our Freshmen class would smoke cigarettes in their cars or go across the street to burn one down in the park. This generation is really raising the bar.
Chillbros in other towns/areas of the country, are 14 year...
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whatstheeharm:
I just answered the 5 questions that “Tony, 29” sent me today. Don’t these two questions, in succession, kind of sound super sketch? Like…let me double check that you are a single female living on your own and see how easy it will be for me to make you trust me? Just sayin.
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Jane Courvoisier Murphy and Hunter Murphy
Those are the names of my favorite cousin’s twins that just came at 27 weeks (10 weeks early). My cousin and I form 2/3 of the hippie coalition in our entire extended family, so send some good vibes and chillwaves towards Hotlanta for the next few weeks. I can’t wait until they’re old enough for my to buy them matching hemp top rainbow sandals as dual bday/xmas presents!
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Texas Rangers Apparently a Co-Favorite to Sign... →
If you totally forgot about this guy, you’re not alone. Dude didn’t pitch one game in 2010 and looks pretty eager to pitch another season. Now it’s between the Rangers and the Cubs (with the Nationlols trailing) to sign the 06 Cy Young winner.
The Bill James projections have him at a 3.45 FIP for 2011, but you can probably move this up to 3.50 or 3.60 if he does make this jump...
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Losing your fantasy football quarter finals...
is like losing your fantasy football quarter finals because your opponent had Michael Vick.
There is nothing worse.
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Check to See if Your Senator Voted For or Against... →
Spoiler Alert: Texas is 50 years behind the rest of the country. Sigh.
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TEXAS WINE IN A KEG IS COMING TO DALLAS WHOLE...
Guys. Texas wine. In a keg.
TEXAS WINE. IN A KEG.
GPOY of Thomas, Shannon and I in the very near future.
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"Sorry, ladies: Cowboys QB Tony Romo is off the...
Meanwhile…
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Hello, Yankees fans.
inothernews:
No wonder people hate us!
I left the only relevant item in his post that can best be described as “What the Patton speech would have been like if Simple Jack recited it”.
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jheath replied to your photo: I think this is all the proof we need to say that…
I quit sports polls. I just fucking give up.
This is a current featured poll on ESPN.
Northeastern bias? What Northeastern bias?
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