January 2011
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So Many Cowboys Starters in the Pro Bowl
And that is so so so very depressing.
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Regarding Laser Tag Tonight
So, Shannon and I just went to Wal Mart to get a cheap pair of boxers real fast, because I told her I needed them to play laser tag tonight at the Tumblr meetup. She asked why, so I told her.
When I was in college, I would play laser tag with a group of my friends every Tuesday. We would all go out to play and then go get Chili’s afterwards. One time, I was running around halfway...
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BOOM
I’m now a partial season ticket holder for the Texas Rangers.
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The 4Lokolution Will Not be Televised
The 4Lokolution Will Not be Televised
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Anyone wanna hear a joke?
Yao Ming was voted in as a starter for the Western Conference in the NBA All Star game. HE PLAYED 5 GAMES THIS YEAR! 5 GAMES!
NBA fans clearly know the way of the trollgaze.
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I've gained 12 followers since work banned Tumblr
Take THAT tweets from Egyptians!
jheath asked: Mike Napoli. Do you give a shit?
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Jeopardy Fail
So, I’m watching Jeopardy (like I do everyday), and the Final Jeopardy question in the category of Sports Awards (!!!!!) is “Out of the 4 major sports, what player has won the most regular season MVP awards?”
Obviously, me, two of the contestants, and the rest of anyone who’s ever heard of sports, knew that it was Wayne Gretzky, but one girl maybe 2 years older than me put...
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Neftali Feliz May Get Chance to be a Starter →
Hopefully, this goes the way of CJ Wilson and not the way of Joba the Hut. Pardon me for getting overly excited when I say OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! IT’S ON, SON! OH SHIT! OH SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! #DOWORK2011
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Dear Tumblr,
If you’re reading this post you already know. The tumblr has been blocked at work. The likes. The reblogs. Everything. We’re at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. LeeLeeLeeLee
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PIZZA FOR YOU
So, I’m watching The Biggest Loser and everyone is talking about their past food addictions. Some guy ordered pizza so regularly at 8:30 PM everyday, that he was brought pizza everyday WITHOUT CALLING THEM. That’s why there’s not a show called The Biggest Winner, because he has clearly won at everything.
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“Source: Blue Jays set to trade Napoli to Rangers for F. Francisco. No Guerrero...”
– Ken Rosenthal on Twitter.
Alex Anthopoulos does not mess around, going through catchers like they were cold, refreshing MeatWater on a hot summer’s day. The Blue Jays have cycled through John Buck, Miguel Olivo, and Mike Napoli in order to hand over the reins to rookie JP Arencibia, netting...
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Oldest Veggie Argument Ever
I still find it kind of amazing when I look at a restaurant’s menu and they don’t have a single vegetarian entree. I mean, if I can find two or three things to eat on the menu in a Dallas steakhouse, everywhere should have at least one option that isn’t a few house salads tossed together in a gigantic bowl. Just toss a veggie only pasta or Mexican option onto the menu. ...
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andrewbridgman replied to your photo: I don’t know why Exit Through the Gift Shop being…
I liked Exit a lot - but isn’t there still some concern that all of the Dr. Brainwash stuff was actually Banksy? Would a faux-documentary still count as a documentary? Or is this exactly the reaction Banksy wants us to have?
Personally, I think that if the entire documentary production was just an...
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It's Everyone's Favorite Game! What is Making DMN... →
This week, we have the story of the parents of Montana Lance suing the school Lewisville school district. The Lewisville ISD encompasses The Colony elementary school where their 9 year old son hung himself in the school nurse’s office bathroom after he was relentlessly bullied all year and the school district did nothing. Well, not just denying everything. They launched an...
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Location Location Location
sketchymotels:
With most sketchy motels, it’s all about location. You can have a seedy looking place, but if it’s in the middle of a very upper class neighborhood, then it’s not so much sketch as it is a secret meeting place for old Country Club men to blow each other. (Obviously location is followed by the all important “am I shanked” variable)
With that, I present to you the Motel Inn in...
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Razzie Award Nominations Announced →
In a hilarious turn of events, Twilight: Eclipse is nominated 9 times, while the Twilight parody Vampires Suck, the spoof by Friedberg and Seltzer made to be intentionally bad, is nominated for only 4 Razzies.
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The Exact Moment I Became Pro Choice
When, I was in 8th grade, I had a teacher that taught both Spanish and History. He was around maybe 29 years old and was very religious. There were many times he started prayers in the class before tests. I’m a Christian, but even I felt awkward. He would often go off on tangents that had little or nothing to do with what we were learning. One day, the topic turned to late term...
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HAPPY ROE V WADE DAY!*
XOXO,
The Birthplace of the Court Case, Dallas, Texas
*Even though the Court follows Planned Parenthood v Casey nowadays and Roe v Wade has no real power in the legal system blah blah blah
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Welcome to the Jungle, We got Drugs and Gangs!
sketchymotels:
Welcome to the best guide to sketchy motels across the United States!
Love the sketch like the patrons of these motels love PCP? You’ve come to the right place.
#cantstopwontstop
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EVERYONE LOVES SKETCHY MOTELS
I love that everyone is tossing all sorts of sketchy hotel names my way. And not just the Texas tumblrs (I have 5 suggestions from local peeps). Here’s one sent to me by january20th in Saginaw, Michigan.
There’s a god damn run down ice cream truck in the parking lot. And check around to the back of the building:
WINDOWS BOARDED UP WITH PLYWOOD!
I’m pretty sure being the...
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Update on My Previous Post
Much props to justbitchesanddrinks for pointing out this wonderful place to me. It is definitely a sketch worth Motel
Apparently, when the googlecar drove past this beauty in Fort Worth, it was called the Diamond Motel. Because, really look at this place, it’s definitely a diamond.
And I love how it almost looks like a concentration camp on the inside.
Also, their nextdoor neighbors...
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justbitchesanddrinks replied to your photo: So, one of my favorite hobbies is to find the…
May I also suggest the Peppermint Motel on 28th Street in Ft Worth? Just based on the exterior, I’d give it one star for decor, and five stars for ability to score crack and/or an STD.
OK, some googling led me to this address for the Motel. If this is legit the Peppermint Motel, I think that...
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SMU's Recruiting Class is Ranked #48 in the Nation →
I know that it doesn’t look like much to anyone else, but this makes me extremely happy! Last year, we were #7 in our own conference. May the Pony be with you.
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fitnessandfootball replied to your photo: Jesse James and Kat Von D are now engaged to be…
Did she and JJ date a long time ago?
Nope! They’ve only been seeing each other since August 2010.
The last time Jesse James was single and available for her to date (3 wives ago), Kat was 8 years old. (she’s only 28 now)
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Patriotic Conservatism: All Conservative Political... →
patrioticconservative:
So in Article 1, Section 8, congressional powers, it does not say that congress has the power to tax you for not buying something. Therefore it is unconstitutional. This is how I feel, and many of you feel. But one problem arises when debating this. Those that support its constitutionality claim…
The 16th amendment gives Congress the power to levy taxes, you...
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myownmelt replied to your photo: Jesse James and Kat Von D are now engaged to be…
kat tatted in the big d?
OK, wow. Tumblr just deleted my entire post, so here it goes again!
Mhmmm, Kat Von D did indeed tattoo from around 2004/5 to 2007 in Dallas when she was married to Oliver Peck. Peck is the owner/operator/main artist at Elm Street Tattoo in Deep Ellum, seen here:
If you watched...
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Your Favorite Band Stops Their Encore Performance... →
Do you:
A) Close your tab and go home
B) Chat with the band while they pack their gear
C) Go to the merch table
D) Throw a live grenade at the band and start shooting randomly into the crowd
?
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THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU MAKE A HILARIOUS 3...
The picture is here, but I just prefer tinypic’s server speed.
Here’s what it looks like without a clickthrough for size:
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Prince Fielder's 2011 Off Season Will be the...
Think of it like the Cliff Lee saga, but with a position player in his prime at 27 years old. Point being that people are already talking about it. I know that I’m getting ahead of myself, just so you know, his agent is the devil incarnate, Scott Boras. YEAH, I’M TALKING ABOUT THE 2011 OFF SEASON IN THE 2010 OFF SEASON. PROBLEM?!
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I've Come to a Conclusion
alexholzbach:
Those who support me continually tell me that I’m one of the more respectful political bloggers on Tumblr. I believe they have less reason to distort the truth than those who disagree with me; who have reason to lie to somehow justify their violent attacks against me.
So, if you consider me arrogant, do yourself a favor: stop reading this blog. If you’re going to whine and cry...
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I've Come to a Conclusion
alexholzbach:
Those who support me continually tell me that I’m one of the more respectful political bloggers on Tumblr. I believe they have less reason to distort the truth than those who disagree with me; who have reason to lie to somehow justify their violent attacks against me.
So, if you consider me arrogant, do yourself a favor: stop reading this blog. If you’re going to whine and cry...