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19th January 2012

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Here’s a prediction on how his concession speech is going to go today in North Charleston (10 miles from my hometown):

“*reacting to low, muffled applause* Thank you. Really, thank you. *someone yells a racial slur into the nothingness* Now, I want to thank you for all of your support with this campaign.  We finally sent a message to Washington.  You know what that message is, South Carolahna? STATES RIGHTS.  *massive applause*  Thank you, thank you! STATES RIGHTS! FUCK THE MIDDLE EAST! *massive applause has turned to standing ovation* FUCK MEXICO! *crowd begins screaming* Goodnight, [racial slurs]! *drops the mic*”

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, you massive embarrassment.

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