Basically, this is how I’m seeing this whole Rand...

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23rd January 2012

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Basically, this is how I’m seeing this whole Rand Paul being detained but not really detained by the overreaching government TSA employees on his way to overreach the government into uteri across ‘Mericuh.

TSA: Excuse me, Senator Paul, but we have to give you a quick pat down because the body scanner went off.

Rand Paul: Cacao.

TSA: Umm, OK? But for real, it’s just because it went off on something in your knee. If you just want to step over-

Rand Paul: Cacao.

TSA: Sir, I promise you tha-

Rand Paul: Cacao.

TSA: *silence*

Rand Paul: *now walking away* Cacao.

[gif via:baaconnn]

Tagged: Portlandia Cacao Paul