"I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks. "
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Yeah, it matters.
Ah yes, .159% of the total value of his $75.5M contract. I’m sure BJ was losing a lot of sleep over that. Waking up with cold sweats in the middle of the night, wondering if he’ll be able to afford gold trim on 1 of his 49 throw pillows. Will his pet shark be able to eat name brand canned dolphin? Will he have to politely turn down the metric ton caviar on sale at Whole Foods? What a terrifying world for the absurdly wealthy we’re entering my friends. #tcot #p2 #illuminati
It probably has nothing to do with his agent wanting his 3% of a bigger number or anything.