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1st February 2012

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You know who still supports Planned Parenthood? Girl Scout Cookies.  Keep your pink ribbons, Komen.  I’ve got Thin Mints to buy.  I don’t even eat cookies.  I’ll probably just feed a bunch of them to the local pigeons.  So, if you see some fat pigeons in Dallas, you’ll know I’ve been there.

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