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Be sure to check out Dawn’s memoir “I Ate 54 Plates of Shrimp and All I Got was Explosive Shits and Very Pissed Off Servers” via ebook next week.
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Keep your Cheddar Bay Biscuits. It’ll only be Freedom Biscuits for Gretchen.
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In a perfect world, it would be Elvis and Cheddar Bay biscuits TWENTY FOUR FUCKING SEVEN.
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I really wish that I remembered to post this yesterday. This is the most red lobster problem to happen in all of red lobster problems.
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Dear Applebee’s,My Crispy Chicken Tenders were more crunchy than crispy. Why do you want to take away my guns?
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This makes absolutely zero sense, but ★★★ for blaming Obama. #ThanksObama
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Yeah, whatever happened to the fire dancers and sword swallowers as you choked down plate after plate of endless shrimp? #ThanksObama
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How dare they offer a facebook exclusive coupon and expect people to use it as a coupon.
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