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In case you were wondering, yes there are people who have a saved search for “Tim Tebow” on twitter just to reply with religious responses. And don’t forget, singleness is a blessing! Tebow understands this! Why don’t you?!
But seriously, I would pay good money to know what Tebow is doing on Valentine’s Day.
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Tebow Threw for 136 Yards in the Loss Tonight
John 13:6 - He came to Simon Peter, who said to him, “Lord, are you going to wash my feet?”
I will wait patiently for Tebow to wash Brady’s feet.
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RG3 entered college in 2008 after graduating hs a semester early, got his undergraduate degree from Baylor University in 2010, set or broke 54 school records, won the Heisman in 2011, gave Baylor their first bowl in two decades, led Baylor to their first top 25 finish since 1986 (BREATH), is finishing his MASTERS this summer, oh and he’s also going to the NFL as one of the first picks. But what really gets ESPN all hot and bothered ALL morning??? TIM TEBOW OF COURSE!
One of my facebook friends dropping the knowledge.
I still say that in 10 years, this Tebow phenomenon is going to be a fantastic 30 for 30 movie. And, call me crazy, but this reminds me a lot of when Joba Chamberlain briefly became a starter. Only with considerably less sex and sugar coated cereal.
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OK, and here are my fellow “NFL” tag editors. So far, 2 out of the 3 top contributors (read: recipients of the tag) are Patriots blogs.
…This will change.
The first thing I promoted using the tag was a picture of that horrific ankle injury in the Broncos game. With great power comes the ability to post broken bones.
(And not that anyone cares, I get 10 promotions of both tags per day. That’s a shitload of testosterone and torn ACLs.)
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You know, the last few weeks of hatewatching Broncos football has been pretty mindblowing for me. Though nothing like the 3 INT and 2 fumbles debacle against Buffalo, yesterday was hard to watch. The entire game was like watching a bunch of cats trying to play lacrosse.
The day before, I talked to my friend Brian who is a gigantic Broncos. And by talk, I mean he railed against Tebow for half an hour. Since Tebow took over, I have talked to several friends who are diehard Broncos fans. I haven’t met one that is a fan of Tebow as their quarterback of the future. The only diehard supporters of Tebow that I’ve run into were casual fans of the game who would struggle with naming another player on the team. All in all, the 8-8 Denver is drunkenly falling into the playoff bus while Tim watches his google analytics plummet. It reminds me of my favorite bible verse:
2nd Kings 2:23-24
23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
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