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I super wanted to go to this game, but I’m on a budget now because apparently I’m almost 28 and not a millionaire. But still. Dat matchup.
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When I’m President, the MLB Network studio is going to look exactly like this.
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This is what the local blackout rule on MLB.tv makes me do. I’m streaming Yu Darvish’s start for the Texas Rangers from a Japanese channel.
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Ian is 6 batters in the order after Beltre. The MLB Gameday Scout is clearly drunk.
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Make sure if you are coming to the Ballpark this weekend to bring donations for the victims of West, TX. Items include: blankets, water bottles, diapers, gift cards from grocery stores or home supply stores, all sizes of clothing, bedding, toiletries, sports drinks, non-perishable food items, dog and cat food.
I love this team so much. Thank you, Rangers. You make me proud to be a fan.
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Confession: I’m not at Opening Day today because Josh Hamilton is still my favorite Ranger of the last 20+ years, definitely in my top 3 around Pudge and Nolan.
I’m not at Opening Day at the ballpark today if and when I cheer or politely clap for Josh, some fairweather asshole is going to start screaming at the field or me and all I want to do is cheer my team and quietly keep score for a game that I love more than most things in this world.
Happy Opening Day, Rangers nation, all the way from my office in North Dallas.
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This is the menu for the new eatery at the ballpark called Texas Sized 24. 3 different kinds of 2 foot hot dogs, a 24 inch quesadilla, a 2 pound burger, and a 2 foot pretzel. Motherofgod.gif.
(Source: dallasnews.com)
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