Hi, My name's Lee. I'm your run of the mill, liberal Texan, sports fanatic that wishes he was a squirrel from time to time. 4th and Short is a window into my opnions on modern sports, observations of the apocalypse, and any random thought that has the pleasure of flying through my head.

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"I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks. "

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7th May 2012

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You have my full, undivided attention, internet auction.

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26th May 2010

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GPOYW: When I die, this is how I want to come back. As a squirrel. Who is highly interested in baseball. Who wants to delay Yankees games.

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14th April 2010

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RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS

Alternate caption: Why I am bringing chalk with me at all times from now on.

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23rd March 2010

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I have a meeting that lasts all day.  So, in the meantime, here’s a squirrel from Hyperbole and a Half.

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5th March 2010

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Forever linked with my personal email address.

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26th February 2010

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http://www.omglasergunspewpewpew.com/

When I die, please find a way to spread my ashes across this website.

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4th February 2010

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Job I Was Made For

This is a real life question on an application I’m filling out:

"If you were to come back as another animal, which one would it be and why?"

Are you fucking kidding me?! I’ve been living the last 5 years of my life trying to be more squirrel-like!  Hope you enjoy the word ‘scamper’!

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