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"I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks. "
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GPOYW: When I die, this is how I want to come back. As a squirrel. Who is highly interested in baseball. Who wants to delay Yankees games.
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RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS
Alternate caption: Why I am bringing chalk with me at all times from now on.
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I have a meeting that lasts all day. So, in the meantime, here’s a squirrel from Hyperbole and a Half.
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http://www.omglasergunspewpewpew.com/
When I die, please find a way to spread my ashes across this website.
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Job I Was Made For
This is a real life question on an application I’m filling out:
“If you were to come back as another animal, which one would it be and why?”
Are you fucking kidding me?! I’ve been living the last 5 years of my life trying to be more squirrel-like! Hope you enjoy the word ‘scamper’!
